Couldn't Be Sorry
The night we met
The night that I won't forget
You seemed what I'd been waiting for
But baby, I've been wrong before
You held me tight
And everything seemed just right
I couldn't ask for me
But baby, I've been wrong before
He used to smile at me
And a-hold my hand like you do
Then he left me
And a-broke my heart in two
I see your face
And feel your warm embrace
You're all that I adore
But baby, I've been wrong before
Oh baby, I've been wrong before
Doin' As I See on my TV
When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on "Cops"
All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?
Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my TV
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV
Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did
Doin' as I see on my TV
Whistling, gargling
Spoken: I am not aware!